"The Blog Almost Too Boring To Be The Most Boring Blog in America ... for Over 5 Years!"

until it got too many red cards from Wounded Duck and the Boredom Enforcement Committee ... now the tortoise's goal is to get to 10 red cards so he can get Big Dog to drive down and take a good long walk with the tortoise

P. S. This blog listens to its readers. We have the Benjamin Category Override for 5+ mile walks and now, it humbles Tortoise to say he has been named "Lou", by Doug Jr, in memory of Mr. Consistency himself, Lou Gehrig. Tortoise can hardly type the words to think he is in any way comparable to the noble Iron Horse. Thank you!


Monday, April 27, 2015

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Mile 354.  It might have been a wee bit windy for Tortoise as he walked home this evening.  He took his favorite long way home, 4.06 miles by way of the tiny corner of Confluence Park formed by the Tortoise Track and Confluence View trails.  Please click below for more on this walk, including a thought by Carol Thomas that Lou listened to along the way ...


Cheerio!

Saturday, April 18, 2015

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Mile 337.  A diverse and fun Saturday for Tortoise.  At midafternoon he was taking his classic walk up the hill from his office, with today's twist at the top being around the American Legion ball fields at the top of Hurricane's 200 West Street.  A few hours later, he was in the Dolores Dore Eccles fine arts center on the campus of Dixie State University, witnessing the ever joyful Golden Butterworths awards ceremony.  And it was indeed joyful.  (Thank you for bringing me smiles, Jacob, I love you!)

Walking thought of the day was provided by Gordon Hinckley ...

Cheerio!

Friday, April 17, 2015

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Mile 333.  It was a beautiful spring evening, which Tortoise enjoyed by walking the Cottontail trail to the Middleton Powerline trail, then going east on that to the junction with the Icehouse trail.  The desert flowers of the Red Cliffs Desert Reserve were in full bloom and Lou found it delightful, taking many pictures along the way.  To see them, along with his map, further details, and the day's walking thought by Thomas S. Monson, please click below to continue reading ...

Cheerio!

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

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Beware the Ides of April!  Happy Tax Day, one and all!  It was the craziest April 15 I can ever remember in the 29 tax seasons I have done this full time.  My staff was with me until 2 am, and I did not lock the door until 3:30 am.  That was after starting at 5:30 am.  The good part is I got to see many of my friends.

I had visions throughout the day of "pulling a Glen", referring to the night he died (July 30, 2014) and I began my walk at 26:30 on the "extended military clock" after finishing the last of my conversations with family.  Willyne was out of town helping our family, so walk I did and it was a welcome relief.

No such luck today.  It would have been a new record, 27:30 on the "extended military clock", but as I walked out the door, I suddenly hit the wall big time and realized I would be blessed to simply be able to make the 7 minute drive home.

So it's a no walk day, and my record 97 consecutive non-Sunday walking string from December 24 through April 14 comes to an end.  Of course, there is always tomorrow to start anew ...

The Tortoise is smiling!

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

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Mile 327.  After some Tuesday evening church meetings, Tortoise walked to the south end of La Verkin's Main Street and back to complete his 97th consecutive walk since his last missed day on December 23, a record for Lou.  For more on that, please click below to continue reading ...

Cheerio!

Friday, April 3, 2015

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Mile 304.  After finishing his work in Gardnerville late this afternoon, Tortoise headed up Kingsbury Grade to Lake Tahoe, joined US Highway 50, and headed for where the Pacific Crest Trail crosses the highway. Here he parked and treated himself to a beautiful 2 mile walk towards Echo Lake, then returned.  The uphill portion was 2.14 miles, with 546 feet climbed.  Average elevation was 7489 feet, and tortoise rating was 2.44.  For a map, plenty of pictures, and more, please click below to continue reading ...

Cheerio!