"The Blog Almost Too Boring To Be The Most Boring Blog in America ... for Over 5 Years!"

until it got too many red cards from Wounded Duck and the Boredom Enforcement Committee ... now the tortoise's goal is to get to 10 red cards so he can get Big Dog to drive down and take a good long walk with the tortoise

P. S. This blog listens to its readers. We have the Benjamin Category Override for 5+ mile walks and now, it humbles Tortoise to say he has been named "Lou", by Doug Jr, in memory of Mr. Consistency himself, Lou Gehrig. Tortoise can hardly type the words to think he is in any way comparable to the noble Iron Horse. Thank you!


Showing posts with label Black Friday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Black Friday. Show all posts

Friday, November 28, 2014

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Mile 942.  Tortoise walked 0.83 miles this afternoon to the playground at the elementary school and back with some very special people.  Later that evening, he did a second 1.61 mile walk in a loop from his house.  There were 102 feet climbed in 1.23 miles along the way, for an average 5.3 tortoise rating.  The rest of the path was flat or downhill.  Lou burned 368 calories in 49:59 minutes doing this.

Please click below for maps, more pictures and today's walking thought by John Groberg ...

Cheerio!

Friday, November 29, 2013

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Grandpa the tortoise walked with his sons Doug Jr, Josh, and Benjamin, as well as his grandsons Ethan and Riley.  Picture postcard sunny 55 degree afternoon.  The rest of you can have your Black Friday lines, give me these great fellows to walk with while breathing clean air and looking at spectacular panoramas in every direction.  It was 2.10 miles, mostly with a slight downhill slope and 39 feet climbed, in 1:01:41 hours.  Tortoise Rating:  5.7.  Part of the slow time was because we were just enjoying hanging out with the grandsons, and part was because we moved aside countless times for mountain bikers also enjoying the trail, views, and weather on this holiday weekend.

Please click below for a map, more pictures, and other excitement ...

Cheerio!

Friday, November 23, 2012

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A high quality 10k walk on the Virgin River and Middleton Wash trails this morning, as illustrated in the Google Earth clip above.  If you prefer traditional distances, it was 6.26 miles in 2:04:46 hours.  152 feet were climbed along the way.  Exhilarating!