"The Blog Almost Too Boring To Be The Most Boring Blog in America ... for Over 5 Years!"

until it got too many red cards from Wounded Duck and the Boredom Enforcement Committee ... now the tortoise's goal is to get to 10 red cards so he can get Big Dog to drive down and take a good long walk with the tortoise

P. S. This blog listens to its readers. We have the Benjamin Category Override for 5+ mile walks and now, it humbles Tortoise to say he has been named "Lou", by Doug Jr, in memory of Mr. Consistency himself, Lou Gehrig. Tortoise can hardly type the words to think he is in any way comparable to the noble Iron Horse. Thank you!


Saturday, May 30, 2015

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Mile 420.  Tortoise got to an appointment in Santa Fe Springs a little early, so he snuck in most of the day's walk then.  Then on his way home Lou exercised extra resistance, stopping at the Wendy's on Roy Rogers Drive in Victorville where he could get a grilled chicken sandwich and substitute chili for the fries, rather than eating the quite delicious offerings at the nearby In-N-Out.  This after filling up for gas at the Costco for the low, low price (by California standards) of $3.499 and finishing up the rest of his walk in their parking lot.

For an additional picture, additional details, and the day's walking thought by Russell Nelson, please click below to continue reading ...

Cheerio!

Friday, May 29, 2015

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Mile 418.  Tortoise previously walked The Strand in Hermosa Beach and Manhattan Beach, then discovered it was part of the Marvin Braude Trail that follows the coastline as far north as Santa Monica, so he started making his way that direction.   Today he was closer to Torrance, so it was a good day to find the beginning point of the trail adjacent to Miramar Park, pictured above with the Palos Verdes Peninsula in the background.  From there, Lou walked through the Redondo Beach Pier up to the starting point of The Strand before returning.

For more pictures, a map, and the day's walking thought by Dallin Oaks , please click below to continue reading ...

Cheerio!

Thursday, May 28, 2015

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Mile 412.  Tortoise headed over to continue walking the San Gabriel River Trail on his way between appointments, this time covering from trail mile 23 to 20.75 in both directions plus connections off trail to a parking place.  This trail segment is near two heavily traveled freeways, Interstate 605 and State Route 60, but what Lou saw along the way was the Whittier Narrows Nature Reserve, a dam, lots of foliage, and the Pico Rivera Golf Course.  The Golf Course has a welcoming sign on the trail offering free water along with various menu items.

For more pictures, a map, and today's walking thought by Stephen West and dedicated by Tortoise to ... The Ledge, please click below to continue reading ...

Cheerio!

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

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Mile 406.  Tortoise parked his car at the Route 66 Trailhead on Foothill Blvd. in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, slightly west of Vineyard/Carnelian, and walked uphill on the Pacific Electric Trail as far as Archibald, at a point a little north of Baseline and pictured above.  This walk covered trail miles 5 1/4 to 7 in both directions, plus a little extra on each end.  For more pictures, a map, and the day's walking thought by Neal Maxwell, please click below to continue reading ...

Cheerio!

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

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Mile 402.  Entered the Red Cliffs Desert Reserve this evening at the Millcreek Trailhead, which is 1.3 miles up a path walkers and mountain bikers share with ATVs.  Tortoise continued to the point pictured above, which was a quarter mile past the junction with the Bone Wash Trail, then he retraced his steps to his parked car while there was still light.  For more pictures, maps, and today's walking thought by James Faust, please click below to continue reading ...

Cheerio!

Monday, May 25, 2015

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Mile 398.  Tortoise ended a most pleasant Memorial Day by walking a loop through much of La Verkin.  For a map, details, and today's walking thought by L. Tom Perry, please click below to continue reading ...

Cheerio!

Saturday, May 23, 2015

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Mile 394.  Tortoise got to walk with the special people shown above and go explore a hill with a nice view of St. George in several directions!  For more pictures, a map and details, along with the day's walking thought by Gordon B. Hinckley, please click below to continue reading ...

Cheerio!

Friday, May 22, 2015

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Mile 392.  Tortoise broke out his brolly to walk in the rain over to congratulate Toni Lindsay, now Bailey, and her new husband Tom.  Toni has been bouncing off the walls happy for weeks, it has been so heartwarming to see!  

Lou then continued up Main Street a total of a mile and retraced his steps in time to be home with some of his family that came to have dinner with him tonight.  Another piece of a fine, fun evening!

For a map, more details, and today's walking thought by Sheri Dew, please click below to continue reading ...

Cheerio!

Thursday, May 21, 2015

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Mile 390.  Tortoise did a sunset walk, mostly through La Verkin's Zion View Estates neighborhood.  For a map and other details, along with today's walking thought by Mary Ellen Smoot, please click below to continue reading ...

Cheerio!

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

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Mile 388.  Very similar circumstances and route as yesterday's walk.  For a map, additional details, and today's walking thought by Russell Nelson, please click below to continue reading ...

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Tuesday, May 19, 2015

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Mile 386.  Tortoise got home from work at dusk and immediately set out on a minimum two-mile round trip walk up La Verkin's Main Street.  For more details and today's walking thought by Gordon Watts, please click below to continue reading ...

Cheerio!

Monday, May 18, 2015

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Mile 384.  Featuring Cactus Cliff Trail in Confluence Park today.  It's the access to the park from the west end of La Verkin's Center Street, and if you use it to leave the park as Tortoise did this morning, you get a nice 200 foot climb to get your heart pumping in just 0.4 miles from the Confluence Trail junction to the park boundary.  Lou loves this cliff, both because he is amazed how the cacti can cling to life there, and because when you get up close it reminds him of Devils Postpile National Monument.  For more pictures, details, and the day's walking thought by Ronald Halverson, please click below to continue reading ...

Cheerio!

Saturday, May 16, 2015

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Mile 380.  Tortoise took an early evening walk on the Confluence Trail along the Virgin River and then LaVerkin Creek then climbed up the hill past the Parley Pratt SUP memorial to complete his loop.  The delightful weather made for good picture taking conditions.  The picture shown above was Lou's choice for today's cover photo, but today, he is asking you the reader to vote, by making a comment, on which of several more pictures you would have made the cover picture.  To see these pictures and other details of this walk, along with the day's walking thought by L. Tom Perry, please click below to continue reading ...

Cheerio!

Friday, May 15, 2015

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Mile 377.  Tortoise was greeted at the conclusion of today's walk with this new lighting at the Paparrazzi, LLC building across the street.  It made him smile.  When Lou started his loop walk past the city pool, the sun was still shining.  For another picture and other details of today's walk, along with a walking thought by Neal Maxwell, please click below to continue reading ...

Cheerio!

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Mile 373.  We've been praying for rain in this valley.  Pretty fervently.  We got it today, along with wind, thunder, lightning, ... and, as pictured above, pounding hail, at one point.  Just coming off bronchitis, Tortoise did not dare put on a coat and hat and venture out into the weather.  But Lou is also coming off 8 straight missed days while ill.  He is feeling this in his lungs and his legs as he tries to resume walking.

Tortoise is thankful to have moved on from Terreeeblay, his treadmill.  Lou much prefers the scenery and fresh air found outside.  But today would have been a good day to turn to Terreeeblay, had it been available.  Today, following an evening of helping Jacob & Hilary navigate the neighborhoods of South Central, participating in Special Needs Mutual, and doing a tax return with an out-of-town couple by Skype when they got home from work, Tortoise's answer was to walk laps in his house. 72 of them, starting at the top of the set of stairs near the entrance, through the dining room and kitchen, down the other set of stairs to the play room, into the living room and entry hall, then up the stairs to the point of beginning.

This walk was one of the hardest ones Tortoise can remember doing in some time.  He had initially hoped to do 100 laps, but wound up settling for the 72 that he completed in an hour.and small change.  To find out how far that was, and other potentially boring tidbits (what say ye, Boredom Committee?), please click below to continue reading.  You'll also get today's walking thought by D. Todd Christofferson (yes, Tortoise hooked up his earphones and listened as he did this walk).

Cheerio!

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

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Mile 371.  Tortoise took his car to Roadrunner (We Can Fix It!) this morning for an oil change.  It was a beautiful morning for a walk, so that's what he did during his short wait for his car.  For another picture along with more details and today's walking thought by Athos M. Amorim, please click below to continue reading ...

Cheerio!

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

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Mile 367.  First day back after eight missed days from bronchitis.  Tortoise was in St. George part of the day, so he stopped at the conveniently located Crosby Family Confluence Park and headed south into Bloomington on the Virgin River Trail, then retraced his steps.  It is always a nice path, and it was a good way to ease back in to daily walking.  Lou is a little stiff, but nothing serious, and glad to be back on foot.

For more pictures and details, along with today's walking thought by Ray Bateman, please click below to continue reading ...

Cheerio!

Monday, May 11, 2015

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Mile 364.  Tortoise is about to the end of his 10 day supply of antibiotics and the coughing is mostly gone now, for which he is very thankful!  He was preparing to try to break back in to walking by doing a simple mile then returning home.  But the weather turned windy and damp, unusual for the desert, although