"The Blog Almost Too Boring To Be The Most Boring Blog in America ... for Over 5 Years!"

until it got too many red cards from Wounded Duck and the Boredom Enforcement Committee ... now the tortoise's goal is to get to 10 red cards so he can get Big Dog to drive down and take a good long walk with the tortoise

P. S. This blog listens to its readers. We have the Benjamin Category Override for 5+ mile walks and now, it humbles Tortoise to say he has been named "Lou", by Doug Jr, in memory of Mr. Consistency himself, Lou Gehrig. Tortoise can hardly type the words to think he is in any way comparable to the noble Iron Horse. Thank you!


Showing posts with label County - UT Utah. Show all posts
Showing posts with label County - UT Utah. Show all posts

Saturday, April 30, 2016

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Mile 324.  For a second day in a row, Tortoise enjoyed an accompanied walk with one of his children.  Now there is a true treat!  Today it was with Benjamin, and it set 2016 year-to-date records for hardest trail (with a tortoise rating of 1.3) and most feet climbed (802).  Benjamin likes to encourage Lou to get his heart rate up by adding more elevation gain to his walks, so he suspects this record won't last long.  He's already talking about new attempts on Zion's East Rim and on Timpanogos, for example.  

As with yesterday's walk, the company was excellent, and there are some lovely scenic views as well along the way from Indian Road Trailhead (just off Canyon Road at 5500 North near the mouth of Provo Canyon) to the Bonneville Shoreline Trail.  Today's thought is by Bonnie Oscarson ...

Cheerio!

Thursday, March 17, 2016

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Mile 195.  Lou discovered the Murdock Canal Trail last night while walking up Battle Creek Drive in Pleasant Grove.  Turns out it is fairly new, and already quite popular.  So for today's walk, Tortoise parked his car at the Provo River trailhead at the intersection of Orem's 800 North and Provo's University Avenue.  Or US 189 and State 52, if you prefer.  This is now a trailhead for the Murdock Canal trail as well.  Today's walk went 2 miles up the trail from there, then back.  The first 0.8 miles are on an extra wide sidewalk on the north side of 800 North, then at 1100 East the trail heads mostly north and a little west.  The picture above is maybe a quarter mile north of that point.

This evening's walking thought is by John Dickson.  Lou hopes you enjoy his pictures ...

Cheerio!

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

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Mile 191.  Tortoise is up north for the next couple days.  This evening he went exploring up Battle Creek Drive (200 South) in Pleasant Grove, parking his car at 600 East and walking up the hill as far as the street would take him, which wound up being to Kiwanis Park.  There he discovered a trail new to him, and continued a short distance ... to see what he could see on Battle Creek Trail.  Including the view above, and several more, if you scroll down a ways.  On the way down he explored a second trail he discovered, named for Murdock Canal.  Lou had a fun walk for sure, accompanied by a Stanley Ellis thought...

Cheerio!

Saturday, December 5, 2015

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Mile 1,026.  Tortoise visited his long lost friend Terreeeblay, that most trusty treadmill, to start his day.  Wounded Duck would be well pleased.  Later on Lou was treated by several of the women in his family to a heartwarming performance of Christmas Around The World by the BYU International Folk Dancers.  That's what Tortoise would have liked to have shared pictures of ... the costumes were colorful and delightful, and the dancing and music were better than that.  However, no pictures are allowed, so you'll just have to trust Lou's opinion on this.

After the performance, the group took a short walk through various parts of campus as shown on today's map ... ending with a generous scoop of caramel cashew ice cream at the Creamery on Ninth.  Today's walking thought is by David Bednar ...

Cheerio!

Friday, September 19, 2014

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Troop 1 met tonight in Eagle Mountain to award Brian Smith his Wood Badge beads.  It was very exciting to see him again.  Brian was a very special Owl in our W2-591-12-5 group, and it was great to be a part of his beading, as well as to see our troop guide, Scott Anderson and also Jed Anderson again.

This and other business sent Tortoise north on a quick trip, so today's walk was along the Jordan River Parkway starting on Willow Lane in Lehi, going through the county campground at Willow Park, and continuing to milepost 5 and then retracing my steps.  Total distance walked was 3.75 miles, with 40 feet climbed, in 1:07:44 hours.  Tortoise rating was 5.5, while 585 calories were burned.  For a map, pictures, and an M. Russell Ballard thought I heard along the trail, please click below to continue reading ...

Cheerio!

Friday, April 4, 2014

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I did go on a jolly long walk today, but I'll start with this brilliant picture taken at my mission reunion this evening.  For all of you who have asked what part of England was and wasn't included in my mission, now you have it.  The people bring back good memories for me as well!

The reunion was in Riverton, which followed tax appointments and a 5.53 mile walk mostly along the Provo River Parkway.  The 112 feet climbed combined with the average 4770 foot elevation yields a tortoise rating of 5.3 ... except ...the 1:43:43 hours and the distance gives us our first Benjamin Category Override on the tortoise rating at:  5.

I've got some surprises in the pictures when you click to keep reading ...

Cheerio!

Saturday, February 8, 2014

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Until we meet again ... dropping Sarah off at the SLC airport to head home to Florida.  She won't need that coat there! 

It was a great visit!


Not to be outdone, today was a 4 walk day, albeit one of them is in the running for the shortest Terreeeblay walk ever.  The walks totalled 3.39 miles with 393 feet climbed in 1:18:54.  We had the walk to the Salt Palace, followed by the walk back to the hotel to retrieve the car and take Sarah to the airport.  A little later, I started walking around the Cracker Barrel parking lot in Springville while waiting for Benjamin to arrive.  That walk lasted all of 1 minute 38 seconds of brisk air goodness, then Benjamin arrived and we headed inside to get to the important business at hand.  Breakfast!  


After saying goodbye to Benjamin, I studied the weather map, thinking about where I could walk to avoid the storms and get some hills to climb.  The Scipio Wild Goose trail was discovered!  Tortoise rating:  1.9 (including a half point for the snow I walked uphill in)  Calories burned:  571.


Please click below and let's continue together!


Cheerio!

Saturday, August 17, 2013

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We made it!
The return hike down from Timpanogos Basin retraced the 5.3 miles climbed yesterday and dropped 2800 feet in 3:32:40 hours total elapsed time, including 33:09 minutes of rests, most of which were letting heavy traffic pass but which also included a glorious pause to purify, drink, and enjoy delicious stream water not quite two-thirds of the way back to the bottom.   Tortoise rating:  4.0.  Footnote:  Miles walked since June 28 ... 93.47.  Click here for a couple pictures with a moose we passed, one a close-up, one showing his distance from us.

Cheerio!

Friday, August 16, 2013

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Tortoise went on an overnight hike with Benjamin and Josh, beginning at the Timpanooke trailhead, with an objective of passing through the Timpanogos Basin and camping at Emerald Lake so as to have a water replenishment source.  Tortoise set an extraordinarily slow pace, even by Tortoise standards, as the heavier pack (we carried at least a gallon of water each), the warm sun, and the long climb took their toll.  We left the trailhead about 9:45 am, and arrived at the junction of the Emerald Lake and Timpanogos Summit trails at about 5 pm -- so it took us 7 hours and 15 minutes to walk 5.3 miles and climb 2800 feet.  

It was a wonderful trek ... and a terrible one.  The views and the company were wonderful!   Benjamin was so excited with what we accomplished, however slow it was.  But drinking all of our 3+ gallons of water, having Josh volunteer to walk to the lake to get more, only to find it was too polluted to trust even after filtering was surely disappointing.  We will probably try other places for future overnight hikes and save this one for however far we can go and return in the same day, because of the unreliability of the water source.

We made all kinds of guesses as to what the tortoise rating of this trek will be.  I'm surprised myself that the rating comes in at -1.0 ... I was thinking this would earn a 00 triple beyond tortoise rating for sure.  The rating is calculated as follows:  All walks begin at a 7.0 tortoise rating.  You then deduct 1 tortoise for each 3500 feet of average elevation.  Our elevation range was 7350 to 10150, making the average 8750.  So deduct 2.5 tortoises for that, now we are at 4.5.  Next we deduct 1 tortoise for each 2% of average climbing grade.  In this case the average is 10.01%, so deduct 5.0 tortoises, which puts us at -0.5.  Finally, the trail has many rocky places.  Not as much debris to climb over as on the Brown Point Trail at Pine Valley, but plenty all the same.  Deduct another 0.5 tortoises for that to bring the overall rating to -1.0.

Footnote:  No walk August 14 or 15.  Miles walked since June 28 ... 88.17.

The heat and getting used to carrying our packs made it seem much more ... just goes to show we will have to keep practicing!  Click here for lots more pictures:

Cheerio!

Friday, July 19, 2013

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Walked 4.9 miles round trip, with 1177 feet climbed on a trail rated 0.3 tortoises, in 3:24:53 hours after working in Orem and Lindon earlier.  Heart averaged 124 and peaked at 144.  I carried a fairly full pack for practice, I'm guessing it was 25 pounds.  Included 5 pints of water, a couple boxes of nature valley bars, a bag of trail mix, a tent, a sweatshirt and other clothing items.  Tortoise is getting closer to being ready for overnight treks ...

If you'd like a map and more pictures, click here for the Garmin adventure: http://adventures.garmin.com/en-US/by/dougbeechersr/first-2-5-miles-of-timpooneke-trail/#poi-list

Footnote:  No walks July 17 or 18.  Total miles since June 28 - 40.85.

Cheerio!

Saturday, April 20, 2013

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I wanted to start April 16 (you know, the morning after ...) walking to and from work when in town and an equivalent distance when away.  I made excuses the first few days, and almost made more today ... glued to the TV like everyone else watching the events unfolding in Boston and thinking about my daughters, son-in-law, granddaughters, and friends there.  Finally I got the determination to turn off the TV and walk for those in Boston.

I am in northern Utah seeing clients, having looped around from Tooele to Utah County.  I parked my car in the Provo River Parkway lot near the intersection of Orem's 800 North and Provo's University Avenue, and started walking.  First picture is near the start point, I then walked 3 1/2 miles to Nunns Park (the second picture), then retraced my steps.  Third picture I took of myself at the end.  I was tired and happy.  :

I created a Garmin adventure out of this if you'd like to see more pictures and details:  http://adventures.garmin.com/en-US/by/dougbeechersr/provo-river-parkway-trail-us-189-sr-52-junction-to-nunns-park/#poi-list  It is rated 5.1 tortoises.

Confession:  The last mile was not very tortoise like.  Suddenly I was tired and wanted to slow down and played mental games with myself to maintain my pace.  My vision of the tortoise is somewhat about pace and more about consistency and persistence ...

Cheerio!

Monday, October 15, 2012

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Snuck in a walk (tortoise rating:  5.5) late tonight (October 15) after my last appointment on deadline day: 1.33 miles with 23 feet climbed in 20:49, which works out to a 15:36 minute per mile pace. Eating today: 1,581 calories; 13,704 calories in the most recent 7 days. My weigh-in yesterday was 234.7 pounds, down 2.5 pounds since my last weigh-in on October 10, and down 35.1 pounds total for chapter 3 -- my recommitment since May 1. I admit to being amazed, and thankful, at what has happened the last 3 weeks after being on a plateau for quite awhile before that!
Click on the line below for a map and more!