And his attempts to find variety in his walks, avoid Terreeeblay the treadmill, keep his doctor happy and himself alive and vibrant!
"The Blog Almost Too Boring To Be The Most Boring Blog in America ... for Over 5 Years!"
until it got too many red cards from Wounded Duck and the Boredom Enforcement Committee ... now the tortoise's goal is to get to 10 red cards so he can get Big Dog to drive down and take a good long walk with the tortoise
P. S. This blog listens to its readers. We have the Benjamin Category Override for 5+ mile walks and now, it humbles Tortoise to say he has been named "Lou", by Doug Jr, in memory of Mr. Consistency himself, Lou Gehrig. Tortoise can hardly type the words to think he is in any way comparable to the noble Iron Horse. Thank you!
Showing posts with label Zion National Park. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zion National Park. Show all posts
Saturday, July 4, 2015
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Mile 529. Happy Independence Day, America! Tortoise celebrated by getting up early and heading to the end of the Zion National Park shuttle at the Temple of Shinawava with Josh, Benjamin, Ethan, and Riley. We headed up the Riverside Walk from there, and then walked the river upstream for another half mile. For many more exciting pictures and other details from this walk and the rest of Tortoise's walking week, please click below to continue reading ...
Cheerio!
Saturday, July 19, 2014
14-200 3/4
Somewhere around 6 pm, or three-quarters of the way through the day, Tortoise headed out with Chloe, Abigail, Nathan, and Sarah to ride the Zion Shuttle to the end of the line at the Temple of Sinawava and enjoy the Riverside Waik. We went 2.00 miles round trip with 57 feet climbed in 46:00 minutes. Tortoise rating: 5.2; calories burned: 320. Please click below for more pictures and a map ...
Cheerio!
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
13-190
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| 3 smiling ladies start their way up Walters Wiggles to finish today's climb |
Special treat today for the tortoise, he took the Zion Park Shuttle to the Grotto and then walked with all three of his daughters, Becca, Rachel, and Sarah, to Scout Lookout. 4.0 miles with 1000 feet climbed in 2 hours 15 minutes. This path is rated 1.0 tortoises ... Yes, they all walked faster than me ... I am the tortoise, and they have each been preparing. We pretty much stayed together the whole way and it was great fun ... thank you!
Footnote: Total miles since June 28 - 16.75.
Footnote: Total miles since June 28 - 16.75.
Friday, October 26, 2012
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Welcome to this 34 second panoramic view of the top of today's walk with Joshua and Benjamin to Observation Point on the East Rim of Zion Canyon. This walk is one of the reasons I enjoy having Angels Landing on my unbucket list ... this requires no chains to get to the top, and while it is longer and more strenuous than Angels Landing, the reward is a view so spectacular that it includes looking down on Angels Landing from above. :-)
Stats: 6.92 miles round trip, with a climb of 2336 feet to the top (elevation 6680). Tortoise rating: -1.0. (HumanaFit notes two sections at their category 1, the tortoise rating is based on average grade of 12.8% the whole way up at average elevation of 5512. There are some areas with 19% grade on this trail.)
Please click here for a map and several more pictures.
Cheerio!
Monday, September 3, 2012
3-126
I got to enjoy walking with Doug Jr, Josh and Ethan, Benjamin, and Ryan Despain in Zion Park today (Labor Day, September 3). My GPS went haywire and recorded a much longer walk than we actually did (if you look at the map closely, you will see it has us walking in the air more than once)
Please click on the line below for that map, lots more pictures, and other goodies:
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