"The Blog Almost Too Boring To Be The Most Boring Blog in America ... for Over 5 Years!"

until it got too many red cards from Wounded Duck and the Boredom Enforcement Committee ... now the tortoise's goal is to get to 10 red cards so he can get Big Dog to drive down and take a good long walk with the tortoise

P. S. This blog listens to its readers. We have the Benjamin Category Override for 5+ mile walks and now, it humbles Tortoise to say he has been named "Lou", by Doug Jr, in memory of Mr. Consistency himself, Lou Gehrig. Tortoise can hardly type the words to think he is in any way comparable to the noble Iron Horse. Thank you!


Tuesday, December 31, 2013

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Didn't get in a walk in the daylight, so this is a short one up the hill as far as the street lights go.  1.38 miles with 112 feet climbed in 25:24 minutes.  Tortoise rating on the uphill half of the walk:  4.5.  Calories burned:  215.

Please click below for a map ... and see you next year!

Cheerio!

Monday, December 30, 2013

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It was clear, calm, and 44 degrees at sundown as I walked by the Hurricane city offices, pictured above, and prepared to walk up the hill before picking up a potassium prescription on the way back.  Got in a little bonus in the store parking lot when a phone call came in just I arrived. Always glad for little bonuses.

Stats:  2.34 miles walked with 151 feet climbed in 43:13 minutes.  Tortoise rating on the uphill first mile:  4.6.  Calories burned:  364.  For a map, please click below to continue reading.

Cheerio!

Sunday, December 29, 2013

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I walked 0.85 miles to a friend's house this sunny, calm, 48 degree afternoon, climbing 46 feet in 18:43 minutes on the way.  Tortoise rating:  5.6.

Please click below to see a map ...

Cheerio!

Saturday, December 28, 2013

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In a recent change of high council assignments, I now oversee stake sports and cultural activities.  First up is basketball.  I have been assembling a team of people to run the games, making sure equipment is in place, and arranging times and buildings for the games.  I know, you didn't see this coming in my life ... I didn't either, but it does make things exciting.

I met Kris Gubler at the stake center at 2 pm, and got in my walk to visit with him.  Afterwards, I took a meandering path home to get my hour of walking in.  Just makes me feel better.

3.23 miles today with 95 feet climbed in 1:04:14 hours.  Tortoise rating:  5.8.

Please click below for a map and more ...

Friday, December 27, 2013

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Walked from Phillip and Pamela Despain's house in Woods Cross to the nearby LDS Church where some of Willyne's family gathered for a lunch, singing, games, and general conversation.  Clear, crisp, 22 degree weather.  0.64 miles with 10 feet climbed in 13:46 minutes.  Tortoise rating:  5.6.

Please click below for a map and more pictures ...

Saturday, December 21, 2013

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Had a little time this afternoon, so I called a friend, Mike Arlen (pictured to below with his wife Phebe), and he was kind enough to head to the nearest beach (Venice) with me for a 2.46 mile walk with 52 feet climbed in 53:41 minutes.  Then I continued to the LAX airport to enjoy the long holiday security line and head home.  (Tortoise rating:  6.8)

Mike humorously captured pictures of me attempting to join a pickup basketball game at the beach, complete with my festive reindeer tie.  If you'd like to see more of his pictures, a map, etc., please click below.

Cheerio!

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

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2.16 miles, 147 feet climbed, in 38:37 minutes to the post office, the school, and a little more.  Snow's mostly gone now, but here's a little for you ... Tortoise rating on the uphill portion:  4.8: HumanaFit rates it category 5.  Please click below for a map and eating details ...

Cheerio!