"The Blog Almost Too Boring To Be The Most Boring Blog in America ... for Over 5 Years!"

until it got too many red cards from Wounded Duck and the Boredom Enforcement Committee ... now the tortoise's goal is to get to 10 red cards so he can get Big Dog to drive down and take a good long walk with the tortoise

P. S. This blog listens to its readers. We have the Benjamin Category Override for 5+ mile walks and now, it humbles Tortoise to say he has been named "Lou", by Doug Jr, in memory of Mr. Consistency himself, Lou Gehrig. Tortoise can hardly type the words to think he is in any way comparable to the noble Iron Horse. Thank you!


Thursday, April 4, 2013

13-94



The tortoise is back.

Smiling and as boring as ever ... 3.00 miles walked home on a glorious southern Utah spring evening in 55 minutes.  Ate 2292 calories today, 18 less than what my friends at livestrong.com says is my limit to keep my tortoise goal of losing a pound a week.  Before whatever this walk helped.

Mostly it just made me happy to do something more than climb stairs and get in whatever I could in 10 minutes.  I can always dream this will give me more energy to finish out the 10 remaining days before the ides of April and the taxman strikes ...

Cheerio!

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