"The Blog Almost Too Boring To Be The Most Boring Blog in America ... for Over 5 Years!"

until it got too many red cards from Wounded Duck and the Boredom Enforcement Committee ... now the tortoise's goal is to get to 10 red cards so he can get Big Dog to drive down and take a good long walk with the tortoise

P. S. This blog listens to its readers. We have the Benjamin Category Override for 5+ mile walks and now, it humbles Tortoise to say he has been named "Lou", by Doug Jr, in memory of Mr. Consistency himself, Lou Gehrig. Tortoise can hardly type the words to think he is in any way comparable to the noble Iron Horse. Thank you!


Friday, April 11, 2014

14-101


And now from the Terreeeblay sports department, we bring you pictures from tonight's Hurricane vs. Pine View futbol game direct from Tiger Stadium, as viewed from this evening's 2.24 mile walk, which was completed in 42:09 minutes and included 45 feet of elevation gain.  Tortoise rating:  5.7; calories burned:  350.  Please click below for more pictures and a map ...

Cheerio!



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Sorry to say that in the final 30 seconds, Pineview added an insurance goal to win 2-0.

2014 Stats:

293.41 miles walked, which is 29.34% of my 2014 goal.
91:52:17 hours walked, which is 29.35% of my 2014 goal
13,859 total feet climbed
47,208 calories burned
 27.80% of the year has passed
I've walked on 82 of the 87 non-Sundays thus far in 2014, a 94.25% consistency rating.

The purpose of the percentages is to have a higher percentage of distance and time walked than of the year. This tells me I am on track. I'm sure this is more numbers than you are interested in, all I can say is I'm really good at setting high goals and having them slip away because I don't do them every, every day.

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