"The Blog Almost Too Boring To Be The Most Boring Blog in America ... for Over 5 Years!"

until it got too many red cards from Wounded Duck and the Boredom Enforcement Committee ... now the tortoise's goal is to get to 10 red cards so he can get Big Dog to drive down and take a good long walk with the tortoise

P. S. This blog listens to its readers. We have the Benjamin Category Override for 5+ mile walks and now, it humbles Tortoise to say he has been named "Lou", by Doug Jr, in memory of Mr. Consistency himself, Lou Gehrig. Tortoise can hardly type the words to think he is in any way comparable to the noble Iron Horse. Thank you!


Tuesday, May 20, 2014

14-140

No walk today, the 9th non-Sunday I have missed in 2014, and the first time I have missed two days in a row.  This leaves me at 111 days walked out of 120 total non-Sundays, for a 92.50% consistency rating.  The tortoise is smiling!

Cheerio!

5 comments:

  1. The fact that you are still posting even on days you didn't walk shows the dedication for me. Super excited to join you in just about a month :)

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  2. I'm super excited too! We will have fun walking the Virgin River Trail near the Bloomington Wal-Mart that you have requested, and I'm hoping to show you first hand some of the other places I have discovered and written about. Makes me so happy!

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  3. One of Benjamin's favorite lines so applies here... "Can't Wait!"

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  4. As a member of the boredom comity this still fails, tasty stats, legendary quotes = not boring. Another citation for the tortoise..... you've been warned.

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  5. Does the tortoise get a red card for his second citation?

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