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until it got too many red cards from Wounded Duck and the Boredom Enforcement Committee ... now the tortoise's goal is to get to 10 red cards so he can get Big Dog to drive down and take a good long walk with the tortoise

P. S. This blog listens to its readers. We have the Benjamin Category Override for 5+ mile walks and now, it humbles Tortoise to say he has been named "Lou", by Doug Jr, in memory of Mr. Consistency himself, Lou Gehrig. Tortoise can hardly type the words to think he is in any way comparable to the noble Iron Horse. Thank you!


Thursday, December 18, 2014

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Mile 994.  Tortoise began the first of three short walks today at the Riverside Trailhead in St. George.  Both pictures were taken there, seconds apart.  The difference was the angle of the camera with respect to the bright light of sunset.  For more on these walks, and today's walking thought by Joseph Wirthlin, please click below to continue reading ...

Cheerio!
Today's walks totaled 2.34 miles, with 51 feet climbed in 36:06 minutes, giving it an overall average 5.8 tortoise rating. 384 calories were burned on these walks.  

Here are the overall stats so far for 2014:

994.11 miles walked, which is 99.31% of my 2014 goal.
311:59:29 hours walked, which is 99.68% of my 2014 goal
48,448 total feet climbed 
157,454 calories burned
96.49% of the year has passed
I've walked 76 consecutive non-Sundays since my last missed day on September 20, and overall have walked on 289 of the 302 non-Sundays thus far in 2014, a 95.70% consistency rating.

The purpose of the percentages is to have a higher percentage of distance and time walked than of the year. This tells Tortoise that he is on track. Yes, this is more numbers than you are likely interested in, all Tortoise can say is he's really good at setting high goals and having them slip away because he doesn't do them every, every day.

And now for today's walking thought, initially presented in April 1994 ...


" ... obedience to these laws will help you to be better in everything you undertake in life, whether it be your activity in the Church, yourfamily, education, business, profession, science, athletics, or any other worthwhile endeavor. You will be a better son, a better brother, and a better friend. You will enjoy your life more; you will be happier and at peace with yourself because you will know that your life is acceptable to your Heavenly Father and His Beloved Son, Jesus Christ."

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The tortoise is smiling!

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