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until it got too many red cards from Wounded Duck and the Boredom Enforcement Committee ... now the tortoise's goal is to get to 10 red cards so he can get Big Dog to drive down and take a good long walk with the tortoise

P. S. This blog listens to its readers. We have the Benjamin Category Override for 5+ mile walks and now, it humbles Tortoise to say he has been named "Lou", by Doug Jr, in memory of Mr. Consistency himself, Lou Gehrig. Tortoise can hardly type the words to think he is in any way comparable to the noble Iron Horse. Thank you!


Saturday, December 5, 2015

15-339


Mile 1,026.  Tortoise visited his long lost friend Terreeeblay, that most trusty treadmill, to start his day.  Wounded Duck would be well pleased.  Later on Lou was treated by several of the women in his family to a heartwarming performance of Christmas Around The World by the BYU International Folk Dancers.  That's what Tortoise would have liked to have shared pictures of ... the costumes were colorful and delightful, and the dancing and music were better than that.  However, no pictures are allowed, so you'll just have to trust Lou's opinion on this.

After the performance, the group took a short walk through various parts of campus as shown on today's map ... ending with a generous scoop of caramel cashew ice cream at the Creamery on Ninth.  Today's walking thought is by David Bednar ...

Cheerio!


Tortoise drank plenty of water to replenish his fluids after this visit with Terreeeblay

Lou's first visit to BYU campus was for a 4 day conference in 1971.  He spent
much of his time there from 1974-78, and has returned from time to time since.
The one constant is construction cranes.  Sarah, let's just say Heritage Halls
has gotten quite a facelift since your day ...  And yes, the Tortoise is smiling!


Today's walks totalled 2.99 miles and had an overall 1.7 tortoise rating earned by climbing 899 feet in the 2.13 mile uphill portion.  Average elevation was 4695. These walks burned 633 calories in 58:54 minutes.

Here are the overall stats so far for 2015:

1,026.25 miles walked which is 102.42% of Lou's 2015 goal.  On this day in 2014, Tortoise had walked 959.23 miles.  

315:59:33 hours walked which is 100.96% of the 2015 goal (which is to walk 1 hour a day on the 313 days other than Sunday in the year).  

56,400 total feet climbed, compared with 46,855 feet on this day in 2014.

154,222 calories burned.

92.97% of the year has passed.


Lou has walked 179 consecutive non-Sundays since his 8 missed days May 2-11, Overall he has walked on 282 of the 291 non-Sundays in 2015, a 96.91% consistency rating.  This compares with 278 days walked in the same period in 2014 (a 95.53% consistency rating).

The purpose of the percentages is to have a higher percentage of both distance and of time walked than of the year.  This tells Tortoise that he is on track.  Yes, this is more numbers than you are likely interested in, all Tortoise can say is he's really good at setting high goals and having them slip away because he doesn't do them every, every day.  (If you doubt this, compare Tortoise's walking record up until 2013 with 2014 or 2015 ... for him, it is what it takes to be consistent.  He hopes you find what works for you).

And now for today's walking thought ...


"My message is directly specifically to individuals who are not members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.  I will address a fundamental question many of you may have: 'Why are Latter-day Saints so eager to tell me about what they believe and to invite me to learn about their church?' ...

"The Church of Jesus Christ always has been and always will be a missionary church.  The individual members of the Savior's Church have accepted the solemn obligation to assist in fulfilling the divine commission given by the Lord to His Apostles, as recorded in the New Testament:

" 'Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:  Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen' (Matthew 28:19-20)

"Latter-day Saints take seriously this responsibility to teach all people in all nations about the Lord Jesus Christ and His restored gospel.  We believe the same Church founded by the Savior anciently has been reestablished on the earth by Him in the latter days.  The doctrine, principles, priesthood authority, ordinances, and covenants of His gospel are found today in His Church.

" ... we are not attempting to coerce you to believe as we do.  We are inviting you to hear the restored truths of the gospel of Jesus Christ so you can study, ponder, pray, and come to know for yourself if the things we are sharing with you are true."

-- David A. Bednar, "Come and See", October 2014 LDS General Conference

The tortoise is smiling!

2 comments:

  1. I still can't believe the new dorms, it sincerely changes the look of campus, almost all the old school buildings are gone or updated I think at this point

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  2. The new dorms are beautiful, but I for one miss all the trees they had to cut down to build them. Can you imagine what it will look like in 20 years when the new trees mature?

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