"The Blog Almost Too Boring To Be The Most Boring Blog in America ... for Over 5 Years!"

until it got too many red cards from Wounded Duck and the Boredom Enforcement Committee ... now the tortoise's goal is to get to 10 red cards so he can get Big Dog to drive down and take a good long walk with the tortoise

P. S. This blog listens to its readers. We have the Benjamin Category Override for 5+ mile walks and now, it humbles Tortoise to say he has been named "Lou", by Doug Jr, in memory of Mr. Consistency himself, Lou Gehrig. Tortoise can hardly type the words to think he is in any way comparable to the noble Iron Horse. Thank you!

Thursday, February 28, 2013


Walked 0.75 miles in 15 minutes today, including 480 feet of climbing ... 60 flights of stairs.

Ate 1630 calories today, 15,388 in the past 7 days.  Please click here to read

Today's final word ...

From reading in 2 Nephi 27, John 5, D&C 21

"Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which btestify of me."

                                                                      -- John 5:39

"For, behold, I will abless all those who labor in my vineyard with a mighty blessing, and they shall believe on his words, which are given him through me by the bComforter, which cmanifesteth that Jesus was dcrucified by esinful men for the sins of the fworld, yea, for the remission of sins unto the gcontrite heart."

                                                                       -- D & C 21:9


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