"The Blog Almost Too Boring To Be The Most Boring Blog in America ... for Over 5 Years!"

until it got too many red cards from Wounded Duck and the Boredom Enforcement Committee ... now the tortoise's goal is to get to 10 red cards so he can get Big Dog to drive down and take a good long walk with the tortoise

P. S. This blog listens to its readers. We have the Benjamin Category Override for 5+ mile walks and now, it humbles Tortoise to say he has been named "Lou", by Doug Jr, in memory of Mr. Consistency himself, Lou Gehrig. Tortoise can hardly type the words to think he is in any way comparable to the noble Iron Horse. Thank you!


Friday, May 16, 2014

14-136

Went to our ward's father and son's to visit a few friends and listen to the program, then went back home Did a quick 2.16 mile walk with 417 feet climbed in 40:59 minutes while I was up there...the first mile of the Flying Monkey Trail, then back.  Mostly it's used by mountain bike riders to basically jump off a 1500 foot cliff, but I didn't go that far ...  Tortoise rating:  2.0; calories burned:  338.  Please click below for a map and yearly stats ...

Cheerio!

o the program

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2014 Stats:

383.92 miles walked, which is 38.35% of my 2014 goal.
119:46:56 hours walked, which is 38.27% of my 2014 goal
18,184 total feet climbed 
61,714 calories burned
 37.38% of the year has passed
I've walked on 110 of the 117 non-Sundays thus far in 2014, a 94.02% consistency rating.

The purpose of the percentages is to have a higher percentage of distance and time walked than of the year. This tells me I am on track. I'm sure this is more numbers than you are interested in, all I can say is I'm really good at setting high goals and having them slip away because I don't do them every, every day.

The tortoise is smiling!

















2 comments:

  1. You think you can throw out the Flying Monkey Trail and be considered boring?! The comity of boredom gives you a citation!

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  2. Bring on the citations! More! More! More!

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