Chapter 1
Mile 391. Tortoise's walk this evening took him from his home to this fine establishment pictured above, where he took off the 2 small packs he was carrying, and happily enjoyed a bottle of cold water and a Clif bar after a longer than normal walk. This is a one time trek, because even though he was on his way to see his sweet lady, she was less than pleased with the time of day involved. Very sorry, dear. It made sense to Lou, but he won't do it again. For the rest of the story, please check back tomorrow for Chapter 2.
(Is this the shortest chapter you've seen, or what?)
There's a thought to go with this walk, by Bruce Porter ...
Cheerio!